Martha Stewart is, at this very moment, heading up a committee to have my Membership to the Female Gender revoked because of the very bad job I’ve done wrapping up some gifts for a co-worker’s baby shower. Basically, I just pulled all of the gifts out of the shopping bags in which they were packaged, made sure the price tags were removed, and then un-artfully (am I making up new words again? probably) placed them all in one giant gift bag. Without tissue paper. In my defense, I think that big ole’ tufts of tissue paper would detract from the incredibly awesome array of iridescent glitter around the top edge of the bag, and by God, I shall do NOTHING to detract from the gloriousness of all that is glittery and shiny. So SUCK IT, Martha Stewart.

Also, I may have decided not to pick up the tissue paper while I was at the store, thinking that I had some at home. And now that I am at home, I may be too lazy incapacitated by headache to actually go LOOKING for said tissue paper. Anyway, I like to think that the cuteness and usefulness of the gifts I bought renders any impropriety on the part of the gift wrapping null and void, so there.

What I have lost in Girl points today I have made up for with a gain in Nerd points. I scored 104% on my Big Math Exam. And I did that withOUT any “inside” information, so Martha can suck on THAT, too. [/smug smirk]