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Sunday, March 14, 2010

You know, maybe it’s just me. Maybe it’s because I work in a health/safety conscious environment. Maybe it’s because I wash my own hands approximately every three minutes while I’m at work. But it never fails to appall/gross me out when someone uses a public toilet and then doesn’t wash his/her hands…most especially in a dining environment. I’m starting to believe that when people dine out, they are not in as much danger from the restaurant staff as they are from the people sitting in the booth behind them. Like, you know, the people who change a baby’s diaper IN THE BOOTH because the nice changing tables are so inconveniently located out of the view of the other patrons.

Um, also? Spitting, if you MUST do it, is for OUTside, not INside, not even in the garbage can…particularly when that garbage can is located about 18 inches away from the blender I use for mixing milkshakes, you disgusting pig.

Today was just one of those days when I walked out the door thinking “What the hell is wrong with people?”

Filed under “NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!”

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I DETEST that it takes about two SECONDS for a story about a Pit Bull or a Rottweiler biting a small child to cause outrage and mass hysteria and cries of “Kill the dogs!”, but then you get a story with some actual common sense in it and no one bats an eye.

Owners, Not Pit Bulls, Are The Problem

Though the majority of pit bulls today are no longer being purposefully bred along fighting lines, pit bulls still can be dog aggressive (as are many other types of dogs). How that plays out will vary from pit to pit, and the dogs need a smart owner to keep them in line. Dog aggression can be managed by getting a pit into a training program that offers structured, controlled socialization, says Mary Harwelik, a certified dog trainer and founder of The Real Pit Bull, a pit advocacy and education organization in New Jersey.

Pits are also among the most human-friendly canines. In tests conducted by the American Temperament Test Society, which evaluates stability, friendliness, and other traits in several hundred dog breeds, the American pit-bull terrier scored 85.3 percent, higher than a golden retriever. Their human-friendly nature remains strong even in horrific circumstances. “I thought I was going to meet a bunch of Tasmanian devils,” says Dr. Frank MacMillan, a veterinarian with Best Friends Animal Sanctuary who is working with some 20 pit bulls rescued from Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennels. “I was stunned at how sweet they were.”

That inherent sweetness toward people can lead well-meaning humans to be too permissive with their precious pooches. Because of its tendencies toward dog-on-dog aggression, Torres advises pit owners to keep their dogs out of mosh-pit, free-for-all dog parks. “Not a lot of pit owners want to hear that,” says Torres. “If there’s a fight, no matter what dog started it, the pit will be blamed.”

They also come to me as I’m sitting on the toilet…I just prefer not to think of how.

Last night I was randomly thinking about how I would LOVE to just go on a huge road trip and wondered “Didn’t I read a snippet somewhere about another blogger doing that?” After a very short search I rediscovered Bossy and got all caught up on her Excellent Road Trip. Color me green.

So this morning as I was doing my thing I started thinking about it again and I thought, “You know what would be really awesome? You know what would make doing such a huge trip so much easier? Is if someone made a website where you could list all the places you wanted to visit, in order, and then the website spit out a map for you. You choose whether you want to take the most direct route, or a route with interesting scenery, places of historical significance, or unique shopping opportunites. The map would tell you how long those routes would take you to get where you’re going. You could get info and feedback from other travelers on the kinds of places you’re looking to visit. That would be the most awesome website EVER. If only I had me some technical ability to make something like that! I’d be RICH!”

Do you know what else would be totally awesome? Is if I came up with ideas like this BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE.

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