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September 2010 (1)
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07: L’il Bit and Dumbass (0)

August 2010 (2)
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22: Uhmuhguh (0)
14: Tomorrow is another day (0)

July 2010 (4)
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21: Progress lost (0)
13: Rambling. Also, my hair looks stupid today. (0)
06: I’ll be the little old biddy being arrested for thumping people’s heads with her cane. (0)
05: Verbal (2)

June 2010 (1)
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06: How I know I’m becoming an old lady (0)

May 2010 (2)
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24: “How was your vacation?” (0)
11: Countdown… (2)

April 2010 (5)
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28: The Metababy (0)
25: My secret lover’s name is Etsy (0)
24: Every heart beats true for the red, white, and blue… (0)
23: Now with more updates! (0)
06: Happy days (0)

March 2010 (4)
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26: Bucket List Revisited (0)
14: Slashy stabby (0)
09: Got the blues… (0)
07: What is WRONG with everyone this year? (0)

February 2010 (2)
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28: “It’s not shopping, it’s RETAIL THERAPY.” (2)
22: …and we’re BACK! (0)

January 2010 (7)
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29: I’m doin’ it wrong (0)
27: Where’s my freakin’ wand?!? (0)
21: New theme up… (2)
19: At the risk of jinxing myself… (2)
17: They pull me back in (0)
07: Why deployment sucks, part one of I don’t yet know how many (2)
01: Happy New Year! (5)

December 2009 (5)
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26: Merry Day After Christmas (0)
11: …and THIS is why I love Posh Spice (0)
08: Filed under “NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!” (0)
05: Christmas Wish List ’09 (2)
01: Menulicious revisited (0)

November 2009 (26)
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30: Subconscious rage issues? (2)
29: Okay. So. (2)
24: Commencing Cookfest 2009 (0)
23: Someone come do this to my house right quick. (0)
22: Babies and football and pickles, oh my! (0)
21: As a bee (0)
20: Maybe they’re just not ready for this jelly (0)
19: To which I say “Hallefreakinglujah!” (2)
18: Girl post! (2)
17: Faltering (4)
16: Salty, I say! (0)
15: Distraction (0)
14: Menulicious (5)
13: Chocolate cures everything (0)
12: Speaking of hair… (2)
11: Well. THAT’S inconvenient. (0)
10: This one is pointless without your participation (4)
09: Decluttergate ’09 continues… (2)
08: Peeeeeee…ee…eee…e. (0)
07: Bobby! (0)
06: Oh, we do like to be beside the sea… (0)
05: Nodding my head like “yeah” (2)
04: Let’s pretend I’m saying this in a frightened whisper (0)
03: Wishing for this kind a little more often (0)
02: Simple pleasures (0)
01: Wowzers! (2)

August 2009 (2)
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31: Funnies (0)
27: Catching up (0)

July 2009 (4)
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27: Who, indeed (0)
24: Putting the cart before the horse, perhaps (0)
11: Decisions, decisions (2)
10: Always last! (2)

June 2009 (2)
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24: Optimism (0)
13: blue (0)

May 2009 (6)
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29: Fulfilling two needs at once: storage and shine (4)
27: Today doesn’t suck! (0)
25: “Beneath this pillow lies the key to my freedom.” (0)
14: Peonies! (4)
08: Starting to contemplate ark building as a hobby (0)
03: Right now (2)

April 2009 (2)
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16: OMFG! (2)
10: Brushing the dust off (0)

March 2009 (6)
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24: Redbud (0)
11: Wednesdays SUCK (2)
09: I’mma work on my fitness soon as I put down mah soda (0)
04: You need to make this right now and feed it to yourself with a shovel (0)
04: I wish these were hanging from my ears right now (0)
03: Bathroom canisters (0)

February 2009 (29)
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28: I feel like I should make up for this recent discovery by eating a second chocolate bar (0)
27: Mmmm, more shiny (2)
26: Up next: 60 frillion Algebra equations (0)
25: It’s a Monet thing (0)
24: A new habit seems to be forming (0)
23: So sparkly! (0)
22: Stick a fork in me (0)
21: I think it’s about time to do my taxes to see if I’m getting a refund (2)
20: Guess he got the good stuff (2)
19: this space for rent (0)
18: Fingers crossed (4)
17: If not enthusiastic, at least committed (2)
16: Apparently I only want things when I’m cranky (2)
15: Maybe I’m content (2)
14: Only sometimes (0)
13: Too shallow for a real title (0)
12: Oh, and by the way, restful (0)
11: Attention Northwest Arkansas: (0)
10: And the thunder rolls (0)
09: PLEASE TO STOP THE BARKING NOW OMG (1)
08: I might also be practicing for the Miss America Pageant (5)
07: But only if you get good grades (0)
06: Sometimes I think I really need to start a jewelry blog (3)
05: Speaking of cupcakes… (4)
04: Because February means love letters (4)
04: Get in mah house, please (0)
03: Yumtastic chocolate on chocolate action (0)
02: No words necessary (4)
01: Ah, January! I hardly knew ya. (2)

January 2009 (3)
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December 2008 (7)
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31: Why working for a living sucks, reason #7,319,482 (0)
30: The Scots invented EVERYTHING (9)
27: Italian Sausage Soup (0)
23: My sister got me this ornament for Christmas last year. (0)
17: Oh, look at that, apparently I HAVEN’T forgotten how to blog. Joy to the World! (0)
05: Christmas Wish List (0)
01: NOM NOM NOM (0)

November 2008 (32)
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30: Mission accomplished (4)
29: Someone might find all this amusing, part II (0)
28: Someone might find all this amusing (0)
27: Backup plan (0)
26: Best lip plumper EVER (2)
25: Ready, set, panic (2)
24: Now with less snoring (0)
23: My boyfriend is rude (0)
22: More Twilight madness (0)
21: I can see clearly now (5)
20: okay i lied (0)
19: I a blog from my phoeQ (0)
18: Practical application (9)
17: Mentally, I fell asleep 5 hours ago (0)
16: Loves it, part II (0)
15: Loves it (4)
14: HOLY. BANANAS. (0)
13: Teenage girls are more frightening than vampires (1)
12: You’re welcome (0)
11: Discovery (0)
10: Priorities, I got ‘em (0)
09: Um, NO. (2)
09: Mmmm, shiny (0)
08: “Shatterproof” (2)
07: And I giggled like an idiot (0)
06: Uncertain (3)
05: So, about that Presidential Election thingy… (2)
04: For the first time ever (9)
03: Fabulosity (2)
03: Making you hungry (0)
02: Exactly why the Internet rocks (1)
01: …and I feel like my poor little mind is being devoured by piranhas (2)

October 2008 (8)
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27: Domestic Diva rides again (4)
24: I cannot be the only one who thinks there is something incredibly assbackwards about this (2)
24: Mine! (0)
20: Because you wondered, I know you did (4)
16: I’m just sayin’ (2)
05: If my choice is between Hell and Palin as VP, I’ll take Hell, thanks (6)
02: Babblelicious (0)
01: “I’ll be the prop!” (1)

September 2008 (4)
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29: Because this crap kept me awake for a ridiculously long time last night (0)
16: Making up some of those lost Girl Points (0)
15: Also too incapacitated by headasplodey to form a snazzy title (4)
13: “I’m telling on you!” (4)

August 2008 (10)
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29: They hand out shiny plaques for this sort of thing, right? (2)
25: y=thesis(reasons – x) (4)
22: Why, yes, it has crossed my mind to open a food blog, why do you ask? (0)
22: Pent up (1)
21: Educating the masses, one utterly random tidbit at a time (2)
18: There’s just not enough Excedrin in the WORLD for my headache right now (0)
15: Musically speaking (0)
13: Might be a good idea to drool-proof your keyboard (0)
07: El Boyfriend is home (0)
01: The word of the day is “sassy” (6)

July 2008 (9)
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31: Available December 4th (0)
31: Okay, maybe I’m secretly TWO years old, not twelve (2)
28: Surfing (0)
26: Two bits of yayness (2)
20: The Blame Game (2)
15: Next? I might carve my own mantel for the fireplace. (4)
11: Because I am secretly 12 years old (3)
07: Carefree Highway (2)
03: SO much catching up to do (0)

June 2008 (7)
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25: Love Letters From The Road (0)
19: He knows I’m blogging this and is NOT HAPPY (4)
17: Bullet Points: The Linkspam Edition (0)
11: Sometimes I want to curse the Internet (2)
10: Apt (4)
06: Housewifery, part 2 (4)
04: Break time! (0)

May 2008 (10)
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31: And all I can think of right now is how much I just want some ice cream (0)
22: Scrapped scholarship application essay ideas (4)
20: Hey, kids! Today’s post is brought to you by the letter “AAAAAAAAAAGH!” (3)
16: Trippin’ (2)
12: It’s only once a year because it’s SO easy to get used to being treated like a Queen (0)
06: Temporarily removing the crankypants (2)
02: Frustrated by: (0)
02: Something thoughtful and profound about the grass being greener elsewhere and how getting old sucks…or something (0)
01: Trainwrecks on my gmail page (0)
01: Blogging LIVE from my favorite squashy armchair! (3)

April 2008 (11)
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27: Totally asking for it (0)
25: Why you’re not a more *popular* blogger (4)
24: Good ideas don’t JUST fall out of the shower head (2)
21: “I think we’re probably already our types, in beta version.” (2)
21: Yeah! What he said! (4)
17: Bullet Points: The Last Day of 32 Edition (6)
15: I’d like to go to Ecinev, too! (0)
09: Wishful thinking, part 52 million (0)
08: Breathing, practically (2)
05: I’m SO first in line when someone invents a waterproof laptop (4)
01: Recent comforts (0)

March 2008 (16)
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31: The Internet is contagious (0)
28: Ka-Ching (7)
26: I confess to finding the appeal in being a morning person (2)
22: You can blame me (7)
21: My house is not cute, yet (0)
19: This blog by any other name… (5)
18: Untitled Tuesday (0)
17: Okay, Internet, YOU decide: (2)
15: Business Blogging Tip #1 (0)
14: Realized (0)
13: Bucket List, Part II (2)
12: Springing (0)
10: Corny (0)
07: My Bucket List (8)
05: Justified (2)
04: Well, it’s about bloody time! (0)

February 2008 (8)
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25: Oh, hi! The Excedrin, it beckons. (4)
19: Plotting (4)
15: And without even trying to (2)
13: Because I am last at everything (0)
11: Dear Mother Nature, (2)
08: Bullet Points: The “Store Your Nuts ELSEWHERE, Dammit” Edition (0)
06: Crackalackin’ (0)
04: On recent music (2)

January 2008 (21)
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31: Random geekery (0)
29: If I could read minds I wouldn’t be a waitress, STUPID (2)
25: And they LIKE IT (2)
23: Atonement (2)
23: Somewhat detwitterized (2)
22: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-22 (0)
22: All atwitter these days (9)
21: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-21 (0)
20: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-20 (0)
18: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-18 (0)
18: Giving new meaning to “talking out your ass” (0)
17: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-17 (0)
15: John Mayer > Justin Timberlake (1)
14: And the dog tried to eat his shoes, so all is right with the world again (0)
12: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-12 (2)
11: Tempting fate and too tired to care (0)
09: Dominoes: Now my LEAST favorite game (0)
08: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-08 (0)
07: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-07 (0)
03: The thing I hate about Christmas (2)
02: Twitter Updates for 2008-01-02 (3)

December 2007 (31)
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31: Light a sparkler for me tonight, will ya? (5)
31: CRAP! Where do I go from here? (5)
30: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-30 (0)
30: Happy National Steak Day! (2)
28: Mmmm, cookies (2)
27: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-27 (0)
26: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-26 (2)
26: Breaking my vow of utter, complete laziness for the day to bring you this pointless ramble (4)
25: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-25 (0)
25: Mmm, yummy (2)
24: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-24 (0)
20: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-20 (2)
18: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-18 (0)
18: I should be baking, YEAH! (sung to “You should be dancing,” by the BeeGees. New Christmas Carol, baby!) (0)
17: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-17 (0)
17: Fair warning (0)
16: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-16 (0)
14: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-14 (0)
12: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-12 (0)
12: Because I am a greedy wench who has forgotten the true meaning of the season (0)
12: Yet, still so little time (0)
11: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-11 (0)
11: I don’t have my Christmas Wish List posted, either (0)
10: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-10 (0)
09: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-09 (0)
08: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-08 (3)
07: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-07 (2)
06: Twitter Updates for 2007-12-06 (2)
06: Why you shouldn’t stand over a blue light (0)
05: Why can’t they ever interrupt when I’m doing something really unpleasant, like cleaning? (0)
03: Santa says… (0)

November 2007 (31)
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30: My days would be so very merry and bright if people would just STOP PISSING ME OFF (2)
29: I’m sensing a theme in my recent posts (0)
28: Blog birthday? Blogiversary? Whatever, I’m late to my own party! (6)
27: A.K.A bemoaning my lack of crafty skills (0)
26: Bullet points, NaBloPoMo edition (0)
25: Apply forehead to brick wall; repeat often (0)
24: You might be a little obsessed if… (0)
23: When all else fails, resort to something furry or foody (3)
22: Inventing the Scenternet (0)
21: DONE (0)
20: Score! (0)
19: Glorious (0)
18: Moving, Day 4 (aka Part Infinity And Beyond!): Complete (0)
17: Moving, Day 3: Complete (2)
16: Moving, Day 2: Complete…sort of (0)
15: Moving, Day 1: Complete (0)
15: Closing (0)
14: Getting there (0)
13: Distractions (0)
12: Keeping me up (2)
11: Mood: Smug as all hell (2)
10: I’ve seen that expression somewhere before… (2)
09: It’s entirely typical of my brand of luck… (2)
08: Another one for the “Who do you think you’re fooling?” files (2)
07: Almost amusing, in an eye-rolling sort of way (2)
06: Surprisingly specific (0)
05: Daily Cohesive Thought Supply exhausted (0)
04: Apologize (2)
03: DO Follow, please! (5)
02: Girls rule and boys drool (2)
01: Wait, what? Where have I been?! (6)

October 2007 (15)
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31: Making us the favorite house in the neighborhood tonight (5)
30: Hi! I’m officially a lunatic! (5)
29: “Numb toes” didn’t make the list (0)
26: Salmonella free (0)
22: Rocking my socks right now (2)
19: Apparently it’s “Welcome All Asshats Week” at work (2)
16: Fickle (0)
14: Unfortunately, I don’t see any listings for “Professional Hermit” (0)
11: Audience participation highly encouraged (7)
10: Well, knowing is half the battle… (2)
08: [/wishful thinking] (2)
04: Lions and tigers and houses, oh my! (3)
03: Hello, good-bye (0)
02: Like Jessie Spano, only without the caffeine pills (0)
01: Stick THAT in your Oktoberfest and suck it, NYEH (2)

September 2007 (11)
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28: There oughtta be a law… (4)
25: More hard-earned wisdom? (0)
21: The mind-body connection (0)
20: Everyone else is backwards (0)
19: El Boyfriend’s hard-earned wisdom (0)
18: I Hate Wal-Mart, Reason number 67,825,149: (0)
17: Pop Quiz! If your lawnmower is bigger than your yard, you just might be (0)
12: The day after (2)
11: Utterly adorkable (0)
10: Not-so-Greased Lightnin’ (0)
05: And how was your day, Internet? (2)

August 2007 (15)
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30: So I had a bad day… (4)
27: I don’t think so (2)
25: Catastrophically Underrated, Part Eleventy Billion (3)
23: If you wouldn’t let her do it at home… (0)
22: The thing I like about having a job (1)
21: It’s not exactly a post about my feet (2)
17: I’m glad it’s not me (0)
15: Cleaning out the belly button lint (0)
14: Old lady life in bullet points, dammit (0)
11: No cheese with that whine, please (3)
09: Thank you, Captain Obvious (0)
08: Full stop (0)
07: The agony of da feet (9)
06: I like a little tea with my sugar water (6)
03: Apparently it’s because I’m an English speaking non-plumber (6)

July 2007 (15)
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31: Mish mash, I was takin’ a bath (4)
29: Muddling through (6)
27: Maybe they’re sucking the Miracle Gro from my geraniums (6)
26: Because I’m feeling antagonistic (13)
25: O buy, all ye faithful (0)
24: I’m starting to get on my own nerves, now (0)
22: Because common sense is apparently too much to ask for (2)
22: HP7: All was well (no spoilers!) (0)
16: Spoil me and DIE, turdbrains! (0)
12: How to spend a rainy afternoon (4)
11: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: My 2 Sickles (2)
09: It’s a gas, gas, gas (2)
05: Crankypants – Currently the most comfortable item in my wardrobe (0)
04: Someone pass me a happy pill (0)
03: In the Wizarding World it would be known as an “Unforgivable” and land you in Azkaban indefinitely (2)

June 2007 (14)
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29: Taking a momentary break from minding my karma (0)
28: Because I am a copycat (0)
27: Well, really! What else would one be doing? (0)
26: I only get bitchy for a reason, dumbass (0)
25: If I’m the only one writing about these things, does that mean they only happen to me? (3)
21: In which I confess forsaking Victoria’s Secret and sound like Avril Lavigne (4)
18: No sex change involved (0)
16: Why women shouldn’t wear white pants, part 32,846,721: (0)
15: Newsflash! “Snakes on a Plane” Sequel Tentatively Titled “Freaks on the Internet” (3)
14: About this online job application thingy… (4)
12: Commencing Operation: Save My Ass (2)
11: Wish I could have introduced you under better circumstances… (0)
08: It’s MY turn, dammit (0)
04: Because my way is MUCH more tasty (4)

May 2007 (13)
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29: I’m going to write this post as delicately as possible… (2)
23: Mars vs. Venus (0)
21: Things that are catastrophically underrated, part 2 (0)
18: Things that are catastrophically underrated (0)
14: Happy Awesome Monday! (4)
14: I’m wicked enough to think of it (3)
13: Happy Mother’s Day (0)
09: :drool: (0)
05: Boobzillagate update (0)
05: What are you – new? (0)
04: Hey! Warner Bros! (7)
03: Holy CRACK for my heretofore undiagnosed OCD, Batman! (0)
02: Look, Boss! De pain, de pain! (0)

April 2007 (13)
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30: Speak! (8)
29: Pants on fire (4)
28: I’m sorry, but… (0)
27: Feeling guilty… (0)
26: Would someone please put Mother Nature on Prozac or something? (0)
23: You’d never find that in a Jane Austen novel (8)
18: Happy Birthday To Me (4)
17: Torn (0)
14: Questions I don’t really want the answers to because I’m just whining (0)
11: Rights, Schmights (0)
10: No really, I’m asking (2)
06: Because we love a bargain (4)
04: Just in case you haven’t figured it out… (0)

March 2007 (16)
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31: Speaking of which… (0)
30: Button pushing (2)
28: “and none will come after” (0)
27: Me me, not meme (0)
22: In which I use a few two many math symbols (0)
21: Oh, LUUUUCY! (2)
20: OMG COWS! (4)
16: …to which I say, “chocolate cures everything.” (2)
13: It makes my eyeballs all wobbly (2)
12: Come to Mama! Part II (0)
12: OhMaGawd With The Too Much Pink (0)
09: Come to Mama! (2)
06: There’s a goose on my mailbox (0)
05: Barfwatch 2007 (0)
02: Important List (0)
01: Yeah, I know it’s wussy…. (2)

February 2007 (13)
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28: It’s “EW! Gag me!” day on the Internet (2)
26: Oh my freakin’ word (2)
23: Dear Brain, (0)
21: I need lots of pink yarn. Lots of it. (2)
20: Hello Sunshine (2)
16: So what is the correct way to arrange wood when lighting a fire under a thirteen year old’s ass? (2)
14: How we celebrate Valentine’s Day at my house (5)
14: Feeding the internet a little positivity (0)
12: Okay, Internet, we need to talk (0)
09: Springboard (2)
08: No pressure! (3)
07: Dear Internet, (3)
01: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (4)

January 2007 (17)
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31: On to something less offensive… (0)
29: Yoga causes controversy in public schools (7)
27: I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve rewritten this entry (5)
24: Wherein I abuse italics and punctuation and it’s totally okay because I said so (0)
22: Denise Austin never shuts up (2)
20: Chain 17 loosely… (2)
18: Swish and flick (1)
16: O.M.G! (0)
15: We are living on opposite planet (0)
15: Liars! (0)
12: Yours, mine, ours, and other revelations (0)
12: From the “Um, DUH” department (0)
10: Please just kick my teeth in, too, while you’re at it (2)
09: Because I never got dizzy doing the spinning thing (2)
08: That sound you heard was a pin dropping (4)
03: NOW the Winter blahs begin (0)
01: I can’t imagine WHY people think bloggers are narcissistic (2)

December 2006 (8)
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30: Happy Birthday (2)
29: Wake up (0)
27: Harry Potter and the Pea Soup Filled Flusher of Weird (2)
23: Harry Potter and Mrs. Robinson (2)
18: Holy hot diggity damn! (0)
17: Ding dong merrily on high (0)
14: If I manage to form even one coherent sentence, then I’ll consider this post a success. (4)
13: I don’t quite know where to begin… (0)

November 2006 (18)
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16: Happy happy house house (1)
15: Allow me to introduce you all (2)
14: I rule (3)
13: Trying not to crow too loudly, but… (0)
12: Why… (3)
11: Always the last one to know (0)
11: Momentary mommyblogging…sort of (0)
10: Hey Santa! (1)
09: Because I should try learning something new today (6)
08: That’s alright, just wait ’til he sees my Christmas wish list (2)
07: Things that make me say yum, part 2 (0)
06: Things that make me (1)
05: Squicky (2)
05: Why Wal-Mart sucks, parts 52,000,017 and 52,000,018 (4)
04: On my way to becoming a full-fledged hermit (2)
03: Slight retraction (0)
02: How this mouse plays (1)
01: For the love of shiny (2)

October 2006 (7)
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September 2006 (14)
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30: Squee! (0)
25: A little slow on the uptake (2)
21: Too sexy for this blog (4)
20: Last weekend, half a week later (2)
20: Sicko (0)
18: Spanked! (0)
15: Warm and Fuzzy Friday (0)
13: I am abnormal, part II (2)
10: I now share a birthday with someone famous (0)
07: Sometimes, stashing the cash in the mattress really is the best way to go (2)
06: So craaaaazy (0)
05: For God’s Sake (0)
02: Say my name, say my name… (2)
01: What’s the cyber equivalent of a red pen? (0)

August 2006 (10)
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29: Going back to school (0)
28: Pimple count: 6 and rising (2)
21: Blue (1)
19: Great googly (0)
16: Not always a wish your heart makes (0)
13: I am a spoiled rotten brat (0)
11: I am sarcastic and my mind is perpetually in the gutter, it’s true (1)
10: Effing Murphy and his damn laws (0)
09: A little Superglue, maybe? (0)
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